Stars to Steer by...
AKA: Pete's Undeniable Truths
If you buy a burger at a takeout stand and it comes in a waxed paper bag it will be good.
If you check into a campground and they give you a complimentary bottle of insect repellent you know you are in trouble.
If you see a volvo station wagon it will be driven by a woman aged 30 something with straight unstyled gray hair, further more she will not give you a break getting into traffic
Were it not for the affinity of firefighters and Disney Dalamtions would be an endangered species.
You know you're a yuppie if you describe your children in terms of percentiles.
There is no such thing as a small stone, when it's under your sleeping bag.
No student could recieve a highschool diploma until they can balance a check book, cook maccaroni and cheese and do the chicken dance.