Posted for the holidays on 8 December, 1996.
©1996 by Scott
Bernier. First HTML-ized by Scott Bernier 14 Sept 1997
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(Greetingsfluff) Welcome to our 1996 edition. All orders delivered to any warren worldwide overnight by Bunny Parcel Service (formerly UPS). We take Fluff Express, Visa, Discover, and Masterbun.
We carry a little something for everybun on your list!
Bunny Ear Muffs. The latest rage! Our earmuffs are designed with the finest materials, each paw-made. The outer lining is 100% soft, human leather and stuffed with human hair. No artificial dies, these ear muffs will keep yours toasty warm in natural shades from white through beige to black.
Wynn doll. A, like, miniature of the beautiful, like, way cute, well you know, Wynn. Our Wynn doll comes with the, like, latest line of way cool Wynn-Doe™'s Cosmetics and a full set of way cool fur brushes so that your favorite doe kit can have, like, hours upon hours of fun. And if you, like, order before Frithmas, we'll throw-in a free 6 month membership into the way cool Major Patch Fan Club and a copy of Wynn's way ky00t fashion tips.
Round-the-World Treat™ gift pack. Our Treat™ contains 100% fine ground Fudds from around the world (unlike that Spam which can contain symps and other human byproducts). Whether you feel like Scottish, French, Italian, or Chinese, our Imported Treat™ gift pack is just for you! Order today and we'll send you 10-6 oz tins of Treat from all over the world--Mexican, Hindu, Italian, German, Scottish, Irish, Chinese, Thai, Swahilli, and Russian. Special now through Frithmas Eve--order two gift packs and get one free!
Devilbunny Action™ Figures! The latest rage among kits of all ages. Each 3 inch bunny action figure is a life-like miniature of the real bunnies and comes with paws, heads and ears that can move. Now with realistic retractable claws. Order today and collect them all! Some bunny figures include:
General LonGears, Admiral Marlin, Major Herringbone, LT Col. Iago, SnowHare the Unix god, Daphnie, Wynn, Bunnymentat, ShortHare, Lucky, Lenny, BunnyHugger, Kyrie, Whiskers the regbun, and many more to numerous to list here, call and ask.
Fudd Action Figures™! All the villains you love to hate for use along with your Devilbunny Action™ Figures. Lifelike miniatures of the real Fudds, each 6 inch Fudd comes with slow moving legs and arms. All come with detachable toes, so we don't (recommendfluff) them for really young kits. Each comes with rubber, harmless axe and a mini-supersoakers filled with Snapple™. Some of these Fudd figures include:
The BHX, Cmdr Rick Andersen, Cmdr John Chaffey, Gryphon, SGT McGregor (the AWF), TinselTown, SGT Saak, Remus, Chaos, SGT Pomerleau, Amy the Cute Fudd/halfbun. Also available are several Ferrotti figures, including Jrrr-Lwsss. Again, call and ask for a complete list.
Squirrel and Symp Action Figures to complement your Fudds and Bunnies above include: Sadie Squirrel(best guess since nobun knows what she looks like, yet), Teral, Chit, Aldin, Pupp E. Dog, Gordy, Steekman, and many others.
Coming soon, The War of Four Figures™ (shudderfluf).
Action Figure playsets. what better way to play with your Devilbunny and Fudd Action Figures than with one of our playsets! Choose from:
Daphnie's Laboratory, complete with nanite schematics.
Admiral Marlin's Flag Ship, complete with miniature Spam-a-pults. And it really floats!
Spam-O-Matic: Spam those bad symps and Fudds with our Spam-O-Matic playset. Human action figures go into one end and Spam comes out the other, just like the real thing, complete with sound effects. Two Spam™ refills and AA Energizer™ battery included!
Coming soon: Old NoCO, detailed precisely like the one General LonGears captured, complete with all the hideous Fudd pitfalls and traps. Can you capture this dread Fudd base?
Morphin' Devilbunnies! Our new morphin' devilbunny action figures use the latest nanite technology to realistically change from bunny to human disguise and back. Choose from Daphnie, DemHareIs, NoBunny, the late Major Patch, and Shadow the Wererabbit.
Froze Toes™ treats, an ever popular treat. Frozen human toes on sticks, great for licking or nibbling!
For our mature bucks out there, we have gotten a hold of and reproduced the famous SGT Saak Issue of Playbun Magazine so you can decide for yourself whether or not it really is the Ice Queen™ we all love to hate.
Remember that we can ship overnight to any warren worldwide. Operatorbuns are standing by to take your order. Tightbeam now!
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