Below are links to stories I have posted to alt.devilbunnies. As time permits, I will HTML-ize more of them and put links to them here. Please be patient. I place my tags in manually. My story archives are not meant to be a supplement to the official alt.devilbunnies archives. This page is simply meant to make it easier for lurkers and other writers alike to access my contributions in one place.
All stories are © 1994-2005 by Scott Bernier, except as noted as some stories were
collaborated with other authors. No infringement on their rights are intended and they have
received proper credit in the appropriate stories. I am in the process of relocating my archive to
this website from its old location. It will take time to correct email and 'Back to the stories'
links. Lots of time. Please use the back button on your web browser to get back to this main
stories page rather then the links in the stories which will not work until further notice!
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Last update 23 July, 2006
By request due to how long this list is getting, I have provided shortcuts to each year. The first story of each year on the list is now linked to this list so you don't have to scroll through the whole list if you happen to know when I posted the story you are looking for.
| 1994 | 1998 | 2002 |
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| 1995 | 1999 | 2003 |
| 1996 | 2000 | 2004 |
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In chronological order...
My Delurk. I delurked on alt.devilbunnies on 11 August, 1994. This is my original background delurk story. Yes, we were all semi-clueless newbies at one time. :) 39K
First Story Series. Some comments by the author and then the beginning of my first story series. Originally posted September into mid-November, 1994. Leads into Down in Lubbock further below. 47.9K
Ghost from the past.... Originally posted October into November, 1994. What happens in Maine while Aldin/Eugene are in Lubbock. 24.0K
The LL Fudd 1994 Holiday Catalog . Originally posted 22 October, 1994 as a single humor post. See what kind of goodies you could have bought for that Fudd in your life back in '94. 4K
The Lubbock Spamming Video. Originally posted as a single segment in the larger original Lubbock Battle Nov 94-Jan 95 (see Down in Lubbock below). This is one of the Fudd's "training" videos captured from a bunny warren in Lubbock soon after the original Lubbock Battle. This story is not for the weak of stomach. 6K
Down in Lubbock. Posted November, 1994-January, 1995. The original Lubbock Battle, aka The Columbus Day Battle. My first battle as an author. 93.3K
GreyTail's Fate. Posted January, 1995. See what happens to LT GreyTail after his failure in the Lubbock Battle above. 31.9K
LuFI series. Posted March, 1995. What happens in the first quarter of '95 at Lubbock Fudd Intelligence, leading-up to Aldin and Teral below and Colonel Oullette heading-off to help retake NoCO (not HTML-ized as I don't have the whole series of that multi-author megaplot). 30.6K
The Maine Plot. Posted February-May, 1995. What goes on in Maine after Down in Lubbock and before Aldin and Teral below. 42.9K
Aldin and Teral. Posted March-May, 1995. What kind of havoc can 50 squirrels and a full-size station wagon create? (curiousflick) 77.9K
Invading Namakata. Posted May-June, 1995. Aldin/Eugene attempt to stop the evil bunny, FlopEar, from unleashing an airborne bunnyvirus. 113.8K
Take one day at a time... Posted June, 1995. The aftermath of Invading Namakata. Eugene and Aldin survive the explosion and reunite with their family. Eugene then turns-over the body of FlopEar to his next of kin at Will's Place. A collaboration with Will the Bunntender, Kkatman and John "Iago" Hollingsworth. 50.1K
Aldin on the Road. Originally posted September, 1995-January, 1996. Aldin searches for his future mate, Sallie and encounters a few adventures along the way. 82.8K
Battle o' Portland. Originally posted Oct-Nov, 1995. Can the Fudds drive the evil fluffers out of Portland, Maine? 106K
Portland Aftermath. Originally posted by several authors over the month of December, 1995 as a result of the Battle o' Portland. 35.5K
Aldin and Sallie at NoCO. Originally posted in collaboration with Kkatman January-February, 1996 as a tie-in between Aldin on the Road above and The Return below. 23.7K
The Return. Originally posted February-April, 1996 in collaboration with General LonGears and Kkatman. Aldin Busheytail is coerced into saving the life of his worst enemy. 99K
Postal Nightmare. Originally posted April, 1996 in collaboration with Kkatman. Continues where The Return above leaves-off. Aldin and Sallie experience the United States Postal Service up close and personal. 12K
Home Is Where the Heart Is. Originally started in April, 1996. Not actually posted completely until August, 1997. Collaboration with Kkatman and Amy The Cute Fudd. Aldin and Sallie help Amy foil a bunny-plot to subvert Peru, Indiana. 182K
The Recruits' Object Lesson. Originally posted April 18, 1996 and it's follow-up, The Fiasco!? June 8 and 11, 1996. Major Blake shows the recruits up-close exactly how dangerous a devilbunny in battle can be. 21K
Morning Radio Exposure. Originally posted April 28, 1996 and based on an actual morning radio segment from April 25, 1996. A Fudd tries to tell the world through a local radio station about the true evil behind Spam™ . 6K
The Bangor BlueOx Ballgame. Originally posted June 13-July 13, 1996. Learn the REAL legend of Paul Bunyan and the evil that lurks behind professional sports. 29K
Operation Spam-O-Tage. Originally posted 3 April-9 May, 1996. Colonial Jean-Paul Oullette, commander Lubbock Fudd Intelligence, turns the table on the devilbunnies when it comes to Spam™. 26K
The Battle of Lubbock. Originally posted July-August, 1996. Lubbock Fudd Intelligence falls to the Evil that Fluffs™, but at what cost to the devilbunnies? A multiple collaborated story.114K
The Reunion. Originally posted August 8, 1996. An old friend comes to visit Major Blake at Maine Fudd Command soon after the destruction of Lubbock Fudd Intelligence. 13K
The Epidemic. Originally posted August 25 and 30, 1996. A rabies epidemic strikes the Namakata Squirrels. 23K
The China Battle. Originally posted Oct-Nov, 1996. The Maine devilbunnies strike back at Maine Fudd Volunteer HQ! 78K
The County. Originally posted Oct, 1996-Jan, 1997. My longest story under one title to date. Blake sees his wife and family for the first time in almost four years only to find that devilbunnies have kidnapped his daughter. 182K
LL Fluff Holiday Catalog. Posted 8 December, 1996. See what evil gifts you can buy your honeybun this Frithmas! 5K
The Lesson. Originally posted 18-19 February, 1997. Blake's daughters learn a hard lesson. 33K
The Education. Originally posted March-May, 1997. Maine Fudd Volunteers get some strange visitors...representatives of a 'neutral' warren. 271K
To Be or Not To Be. Orignally posted March-June, 1997. Major Blake agrees to go through a experimental bun-to-human proceedure. 75K
I Have Seen the Light!. Originally posted 1 April, 1997. Has Eugene really converted and joined the Fluffy Cause? Believe it only if you didn't see the date it was posted! 7K
Bangor: The Winds of Change. Originally posted April-May, 1997. Spin-off from The Education, Winds deals with what happens to Bangor afterwards.30K
Callie. Originally posted in May, 1997. Callie is a scared little girl who was converted against her will and is running away from the "Bad Buns". Read this collection to see one way to introduce a character to the newsgroup. A must read before The Little Runaway below. 28K
The Little Runaway. Originally posted May-June, 1997 in collaboration with Brightspot, Smudge, and Steekman. Smudge and Steekman help Callie find a new home away from the "Bad Buns". 81K
One Warren, One Fight. Originally posted July 1997 in collaboration with Brightspot, Smudge, and Steekman. Continues where Runaway leaves-off. The Bad Fudds and Buns attack Volo Bog Warren upon Callie's arrival! 85K
Callie Awakens. Originally posted August, 1997 using some of Brightspot's characters. Continues where One Warren, One Fight leaves-off. Callie heals from her injuries. 11.5K
BANGOR: Changing Tides. Originally posted August, 1997, mostly by Alex Jansen. RazorClaw assumes command of Down East Warrens. 12.6K
Jerry Bunny. Originally posted August, 1997. What happens to Gerard Tondreau now that he's a devilbunny? 10.2 K
Namakata: Aldin's Return. Originally posted August, 1997 as a wrap-around to the posting/reposting of Home Is Where the Heart Is above. Also tie-ins what may be instore for Aldin and Namakata Labs down the road. 24K
Maine: Death of the Bangor Blue Ox. Originally posted 28 October, 1997 based on the actual vote on the fate of the Bangor Blue Ox baseball team. 3.4K
Home From Home. Originally posted 1, 28-30 November, 1997. Squirrel Ronin moves to Namakata Labs. A collaboration with Dave Barrett. 29.6K
Ash Makes Her Move. Originally Posted 9 December, 1997. Ash makes her move to win Aldin's heart. 3.2K
Callie's Education, Smudge Awakens and Smudge Departs. Originally posted 5-13, 17 December, 1997. Callie undergoes her Education at VoloBog Warren and Smudge awakens from his coma and heads home. A collaboration with Bryan Hall and Randy Carnahan. 70.9k
Moxie's Christmas Gift. Originally posted 28 December, 1997. What I got for Christmas '97...no, really. Let it be a lesson to you not to let your family learn the Awful Truth™! 4.9K
Maine: Ice-olation. Originally posted 18-22 January, 1998. Maine is hit with the worst Ice Storm ever on record. How do the Fudds, Squirrels, and Buns in Maine survive? 45.6K
Mustard's Tale. Originally posted 27 January- 3 February, 1998. Learn Mustard's fate after he has been imprisioned by the Maine Fudds. 32.4K
Greytail's Revenge. Originally posted 2-3 January and 15-23 February, 1998. Greytail, survivor of the Battle of Lubbock, goes after some of the Fudd survivors. 43.3K
Mustard's Journal Entries--February, 1998. Originally posted over the month of February, 1998. Mustard's personal journal at Namakata Labs. 58.7K
The Birth. Posted 2-13 March, 1998. Ash and Aldin's first litter of kits. 17K
Mustard's Journal Entries--March, 1998. Originally posted over the month of March, 1998. Mustard's personal journal at Namakata Labs. 17.4K
Namakata: The Experiment. Originally posted 4-7 April, 1998. Mustard volunteers for a nanite experiment to heal his ears. 31.4K
The Battle of Waco. Originally posted 19-20 April, 1998. Major Blake retells the tale of the infamous Waco Battle of '93 where he was converted by human-lapine virus™. 27.9K
Mustard's Journal Entries--April, 1998 and other happenings at Namakata. Oringinally posted over the month of April, 1998. What happens after the Namakata Experiment above. 62.5K
Namakata: Tightbeams--June, 1998. Tightbeamed discussion between Aldin and Remus about Mustard's condition. 23.5K
Maine: Loose Business. Originally posted 10 June, 1998. The Maine Fudds win one and lose one battle on the finacial front of the war. 4K
Namakata: Personal time. Originally posted 23 June, 1998. A brief one evening peak into Aldin's and Ash's lives. 4.4K
Summer Vacation and Surprises. Originally posted 24-31 July, 1998. Jerry Bunny and his human family go to Disney World. What info can Fuzzy Bunny gleam about the Maine Fudds from Jerry? 50.4K
Capture the Flag, Bunny-style. Originally posted 2-7 August, 1998. Two groups of devilbunnies play their own version of Capture the Flag and their flags are targets belong to personal at Maine Fudd HQ. 42.5K
A Bit of Truth. Originally posted 4-11 August, 1998. Callie and Orchid visit the Maine Fudds. Timeline-wise takes place soon after Callie's Education. 76.4K
Browny's Return. Originally posted 11 September, 1998. Browny CrimsonPaw returns to take control of Down East Warren Command. 5K
Namakata: The Andromeda Sprain. Originally posted 28 August-8 September, 1998. A collaboration with Aaron Mandelbaum and Remus Shepherd, but there is no way I can describe this one without giving something away. 37.3K
Namakata: Final Conversion and The Truth. Originally posted 22-25 November and 21 December, 1998. Mustard completes his conversion and Aldin reveals a little about his past. 22.7K
Wade's Storm. Originally posted 11-17 December, 1998. The Fouriers make their move in Maine. This one is mostly by Bill Wade with my characters making cameo appearences. 40.2K
The Aftermath. Originally posted 17-22 December, 1998. Prelude of things to come in Maine thanks to the resulting aftermath of Wade's attack on the Bangor Buns. 19.1K
Frithmas at the Haynes. Originally posted 29 December, 1998. Jerry goes home to spend Frithmas with Mariel and her parents. 9.4K
1999
NOTE:Many of the stories in 1999 will be related to one another (if all goes well).
You may have to back reference previous stories while reading these.
Communications with Fuzzy Bunny. Originally posted 1 January-3 February, 1999. Jerry makes some business arrangements with Kingdom Warren. 14.4K
Communications with SnowShoe. Originally posted January-February, 1999. Jerry makes some arrangements with White Mountain Warren.13.6
Revelation. Originally posted 24-29 January, 1999. Jerry reveals some of what he knows to the buns of Torbique Warren (see The County). 29.1K
DownEast: The Engineers Arrive. Originally Posted 21-23 February, 1999. The Engineering Corps from Kingdom Warren arrive at DEWComm to begin rebuilding the Maine Bunmover system. 22.8K
Training. Originally posted 9-24 March, 1999. Cathy Blake provides hand-to-paw training course to a few Fudd outposts. 26.5K
Cathy's Visit. Originally posted 14-20 April, 1999. Cathy visits her sister Callie at Volo Bog Warren. Takes place immediately after Training above. 26.8K
Phase 2. Originally posted 19 April-3 May, 1999. Sugartail attempts to turn Cathy Blake to the Fluffy Side™. 31.5K
Loose Ends. Originally posted 22 & 31 May, 1999. A few short posts that tie-up loose ends between Phase 2 above and The Comfort of Darkness below. 7.6K
The Comfort of Darkness. Originally posted 31 May to 5 June, 1999. Cathy is further tempted towards the Fluffy Side™. 35.9K
Preparations and Rebirth. Originally posted June and late September, 1999. Mariel and family undergo conversion as the buns of Down Eastern Maine prepare to battle the Fudds. 24.2K
The Summit. Originally posted 28-29 September, 1999. Jerry meets with Snowshoe and Fuzzy Bunny to finalize plans against the Maine Fudds. 13.1K
Maine Battle '99. Originally posted 1-9 October, 1999. Devilbunnies and Fudds go axe-to-claw with the State of Maine in the balance. 65.7K
Fitting In. Originally posted 11 October, 2 November, 1999. Cathy Blake tries to fit into New Brunswick, Canada bun society. Portions preceed and follow Maine Battle '99 above. 35K
Red Moon Rising and DEWComm Debriefing. Posted 14-20 November, 1999. Timeline-wise, takes place immediately after Maine Battle '99 above and simultaneously with part of The Prisoner below. Wade strikes back at the Maine Buns. 20K
The Prisoner. Posted 9 October-28 November, 1999. Jerry features his prize prisoner on BunEbay™ in the hopes of recouping some of the costs incurred in the recent battle with the Fudds. 27K
The Search for Eugene. Posted 20-28 November, 1999. Catherine Blake, Wade, and Fudds look for the missing Eugene Pomerleau, but are they too late? 61.9K
Cathy's Temptation. Posted 23 November-26 December, 1999. Partially interwoven into Search above, Catherine Blake is invited to join the Four. Will she chose them over the Army of Fudd, or will she turn to the Fluffy Side™? 91.8K
Reaction to Search for Eugene. Posted 29 November-17 December, 1999 by several writers. The alt.devilbunnies world reacts to the widebeam in the last part of Search above. 17.3K
FluffyTeacher's Visit. Posted 12, 17, & 28 December, 1999. FluffyTeacher takes a mini-vacation in Down East Maine. 23.9K
Maine Frith/Christmas 99. Posted 26 December, 1999. Ties-up some loose ends to the past stories and opens some new ones. 16.5K
2000
NOTE: The stories at least for the first part of 2000 are intertwined/continue from the
1999 storyline.
April 1, 2000. Posted 1-6 April, 2000. Jerry CrimsonPaw offers to join the Four??!! Some people didn't catch the date and fell for the prank. 15K
Out of the Pan, Into the Fire. Posted 17 May-4 June, 2000 in collaboration with Tammy Sue Keyes. FluffyTeacher experiments on Eugene at DenverWarren. Will he survive? 104K
Healing. Posted 8-15 June, 2000 in collaboration with Remus Shepherd. Takes place immediately after Pan/Fire above. 29K
Diplomatic Solution. Posted 25 June and 1-11 July, 2000 in collaboration with Doug Holzworth and Bill Wade. This is an example on how not to banter on the net. 29K
Eugene Returns. Posted 12-14 July, 2000 in collaboration with Bill Wade. Eugene Pomerleau returns to active duty. 10K
Second Chances. Posted 18-25 September, 2000. If I give a brief overview, I'll spoil it for you! 70K
Thank You for the Banter. Posted 30 September, 2000. Aldin's FILK tribute to ABBA...well, sort of. 2.5K
Squirrel Ronin: Life and Motivation. Posted 12-16 March, 2001 by David Barrett. This story is a preface to Life and Motivation (see further below) placed in this archive for reference. The Bunkuza find Ronin at Namakata. 26.7K
Winter Blitz. Posted 19-21 March, 2001. An old fashion Nor'Easter brings more then snow to Maine. 17K
Squirrel Ronin: Going Home. Posted 28 March through 13 April, 2001 in collaboration with David Barrett--mostly his work. Ronin travels to Japan to face his past. 41.4K
Bringing'Em Home: The Search. Posted 1-10 April, 2001 in collaboration with 'Thena'--Callie looks for lost members of AoF Intelligence. 59K
New Horizons. Posted 1-13 April, 2001 in collaboration with 'Thena'--Poppy Bunny visits Maine. 57K
Lady's Tail^H^Hle. Posted 11-12 June, 2001. Lady Slipper explains why she left Namakata for Volo Bog. 16K
Maine Adjustments. Posted 6-11 November, 2001. How do the Maine Fudds react to the events of Sept. 2001? 28K
A Warren in Trouble: Beginnings. In collaboration with Illona/Kaeralina Deville Bunny, it was never posted to alt.devilbunnies due to RL conflicts with other authors involved. Illona did give me permission to place the portion of this series that was completed here. Lucielle Walker is infected with HLV and strives to keep her humanity as she converts at Namakata Labs. 51K
A Warren in Trouble: Black Angel. In collaboration with Illona/Kaeralina Deville Bunny, it was never posted to alt.devilbunnies due to RL conflicts with other authors involved. Illona did give me permission to place the portion of this series that was completed here. Lucielle Walker, now known as Black Angel, strives to understand and learn her new fluffy body while undergoing therapy at Namakata, but is she losing her sanity in the process? 79K
Wade's Birthday Gift. Eugene's gift to Wade for his birthday in January, 2002. Single post story. 6K
Maine Fudds during the Stupid^H^H^H^H^Huperbowl. The Maine Fudds pull the propaganda coup of the year with an ad in the Superbowl. Single post story.3K
Fluffy Chef. My parody tribute to Iron Chef with Cookie Lightclaws as the challenger. Wrap-around done in collaboration with Thena/Poppy Bunny. 72K
Widebeam to General LonGears. My annual taunting of LonGears since Aldin operated on him many years ago. 3K
Maine Easter. Picks up where Fluffy Chef above leaves off in collaboration with Thena/Poppy Bunny. 39K
Volo Bog: Betrayal. Lady Slipper will save her aunt's life at any cost. But is the cost too high this time? 72K
Betrayal II. OK, so sue me 'cause I couldn't come up with a better title. Squirrel prisoners (briefly referenced in Maine Easter above) hatch an escape plan from DEWComm, but at what cost to them? 46K
A Family Affair. Mostly Thena/Poppy Bunny's work with me loaning my characters and a little tweaking of the tale. This story takes place a few weeks after Maine Easter above. Poppy resettles back at Seattlewarren, only to learns she's pregnant with Jerome CrimsonPaw's kits. 53K
The tale of Edith Totten and the Rhode Island Fudds. Links to Edith's page. I have made minor contributions to her story/interactions with her characters in May/June 2002, including overseeing the conversion of one of her characters at Namakata. Check-out her website for full details.
Summer Solstice. A precursor to potential future stories: the squirrels of Namakata hold their summer solstice festival and an old enemy regains consciousness. 8K
Gus' Recovery. Gus CrimsonPaw undergoes rehab after awakening from his coma. Jerry reveals his future plans. 44K
Marigold. Mustard Snowpaw's mother, Marigold, is reunited with her family after she is captured by Pomerleau. 30K
Burning Desires. Jerry CrimsonPaw starts to layout his plans for a possible assault on the Namakata Free Squirrels. 12K
Namakata: Burn-Out. Jerry sets his plans into motion against the Namakata Free Squirrels. 26K
Halloween 2002. Edith Totten invites Fudds, Fudd-allies and fluffers alike for a halloween bash at her base in Rhode Island. Here are the two stories I was involved with Edith and the authors behind Conego Liebre and Buzzy. 29K
Family. Mariel and Gus CrimsonPaw start a family but encounter a few adventures on the road of parenthood. 180K
Recruitment. Mariel starts recruiting the local human population towards the Fluffy Cause™. 55K
Namakata Training. Namakata offers to train some Dunwich Squirrels. 100K
Demonstrations of Peace. Pro-peace buns try to spread their beliefs in Down East Maine. A collaboration with Jenny "Malada" James with editing by Kassie "Kylinn" Frech. 55K
Liberation. POSSE Squirrels in Oregon discover a warren full of slave squirrels and are determine to rescue them from their fluffy masters! A collaboration with "Thena"/Able. 350K
Even the Aztecs feared Devilbunnies. Eugene points to some recent research pointing to the fact that devilbunnies were feared in the Aztec Empire. Single post story.
MAINE: Review of New Fluffah Propaganda. The Fluffers score one in propaganda marketing...or do they? Single post story.
Where Have You Been?. My 2005 April Fool's Post and Lament to the 'death' of the newsgroup.
Evil Authors. What happens when you summon Aldin Busheytail out of retirement? He FILKS! This time, butchering the classic Electric Light Orchestra hit, Evil Woman. Single post story.
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