Scott "Moxie Man" Bernier
Welcome!
Come on in from the wild, extreme Maine Weathah and stay awhile. I hope you didn't get lost
on the way. The Internet can be a very chaotic place. Help yourself to the Moxie™ in the
fridge in the cornah or the fresh coffee always abrewin' on the stove. Theah's also authentic
Maine Clam Chowdah in the kettle next to the coffee pot. In the freezah, theah is
Gifford's™ Famous Ice Cream in several flavahs if you like. Just help yourself.
Who is this Scott Bernier anyhow? You think to yourself as you accept your host's
hospitality and sit in a comfortable piece of Maine made furniture. Glancing at his personal information, you find that he's a meteorologist.
So what's the weathah going to be like? You ask.
I'm a meteorologist, not a forecastah. I speciallized in research meteorology. Howevah, if
you want to know what the weathah is like in Maine right now, you can check-out the National Weather Service Office in Grey,
Maine.
Many of them folks on the tv boob tube ah weathah personalities. Many of them don't have a
Bachelor of Science degree in meteorology. Those that do and meet some othah requirements
have the AMS Seal of Approval. The list
of
those with the seal in Maine changes continuously. Currently, most Maine stations have at least
one meteorologist with the seal.
Nice and Comfy? Good, for I need to tell you a story. This is not one of those typical Maine
Humah stories. This is serious stuff! (Scott looks you sternly in the eyes for a
moment before continuing.) It is not for the faint of heart. (Scott pauses again while you wave
him on to continue.)
Theah is a secret wah out theah. A wah between evil, intelligent,
rabbits, who call themselves (pause)
devilbunnies...(Your host stares at you for a moment)
and the few humans who know about the Fluffy Menace™, aka the Fudds. You can leahn
the Awful Truth™ behind the devilbunnies, by visiting the alt.devilbunnies homepage (if you dahe). My
services have been contracted-out to maintain pages for some of the Fudds, Devilbunnies, and would you believe, an intelligent Squirrel
you may encountah in the wah.
As my nickname indicates, I am a
Moxie-aholic and proud of it. It's amazing what you can find out theah on the net. Theah's THE
Moxie™ Homepage set-up by the
New England Moxie Congress.
I am very active in the Boy Scouts of America, currently the Boy Scout Roundtable
Commissioner for Kennebec Valley District of Pine
Tree Council. I am also an Eagle Scout and an avid patch collector. Perhaps you would be
interested in making a trade.
Thanks for dropping by!
Due to spambots, I will not list my email address at this time. However, if you look on the
scouting patchespage and are good at Morse Code, you
might be able to contact me.
Text © 1996-2006 by Scott Bernier.
This page was last updated on 2 June, 2006.
Moxie™ is a trademark of Monarch Beverages, INC, Atlanta, Georgia
The Moxie™ gif above was hand drawn by the author of this page and may not be copied or
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