Down East Warren Command (DEWComm)

Somewhere outside of Cherryfield, Maine, you find yourself within a bustling shipping warren facility. You are escorted to a small, pink office where a peppery grey pelt bunny with crimson streaks in his forepaws sits behind a bun-sized desk. Behind the bunny is a wall of monitors showing various areas of Down East, Maine. He eyes you a moment, and finally coming to a decision, he rakes the desk between himself and you, gouging the ancient wood easily.

(Greetingsfluff) "To DEWComm. I am Jerry CrimsonPaw, commander of these operations. If you be bun or symp you are welcome. Whatever I have to say to you, I need not worry it falling upon the wrong ears." (sternfluff) "If you be a Fudd there is still a chance to redeem your soul, else you'll wind-up as the symp who fails to serve me properly, and then you'll wind-up on my dinner table or worse. (fangygrin)

"I use to be a lost soul, by the name of Gerard Tondreau, who believed in the Fudd propaganda and followed it blindly. Then Browny CrimsonPaw, Frith protect his soul, helped me see the light of Frith. He was killed in a Fourier attack in early December, 1998." (droopears)

"In the process of my conversion, Menat Blackberry had to use nanites to overcome the antibunnies in my system. He used some of Browny's DNA as a template. I was altered in the conversion such that I am technically his and Gus' brother. Much to Gus' delight as he wanted nothing to do with the family business, CP Blueberries.

"As top bun, I am in charge of overseeing the operations and well being of all the buns within about 24 warrens scattered from Bangor to Calais, Maine and in between, mostly below blueberry barrens or warrens. Our crop production accounts for more than 60% of all wild blueberries consumed worldwide. There are few wild blueberry muffin mixes on the shelves that don't have our blueberries in them." (sighfluff) "Alas, most of those buns are regbuns and without proper guidance, they would all be lost."

"Because of the threat of Fudds in Maine after the Portland incident and now Fouriers, we have established a military outpost in Bangor, where DEWComm use to be. We continue to have a strong pawhold on Bangor and its environs." (proudfluff) "Hoppy's Pizza and the Airport Mall have been rebuilt in the revitalized Airport Mall in their original location despite the Four's acts of arson which leveled these businesses. Once again, Hoppy's near the airport will allow us to keep an eye on traffic in and out of Bangor International, while the Grasshopper Shop location downtown allows us to keep a firm paw on the city council. The opening of a McQuick Oil Change (and it's bunny mascot sign), the successful expansion of the Bangor Mall and the opening of the new Disney Store have increased our presence on the north side of Bangor.

"Let me backtrack a little. After my conversion I was assigned to Whitneywarren in Whitneyville just west of Machais. The name is larger then the warren. There I was assigned to teach the Haynes family, Robert, Kristina and daughter Mariel about the Fluffy Cause™. We hit off well together and after the Ice Storm of '98 the word of Cuteness spread throughout Whitneyville as we swung at least 1/4 of the population to our cause.

"That summer, things were getting tough money-wise for the Haynes. There was no real economy Down East at that time and Mariel's birthday was coming-up. In desperation I applied for a vacation scholarship from Kingdom Warren. We were chosen and spent a few weeks in Orlando as guests of Fuzzy Bunny. By the time we left, we had contracts to do assemble-at-home souvenirs with Robert Haynes as foreman for the area. These contracts have proved vary beneficial to all, swaying even more to our cause.

Jerry pauses and shakes his muzzle a moment, trying to clear his head. "In 1999 we launched a major offensive against the Maine Fudds. (STOMP!) Wade denied us total victory and even though Pomerleau spent time as our guest and a guest of the wonderful FluffyTeacher, he eventually escaped."

"But his days and those of the Fudds and Fouriers are numbered." "I'd tell you more, but those plans have not yet unfolded. For now, the security bun will show you to quarters if you wish to stay a while," (alasfluff) "I am a very busy buck. Perhaps later I will have more time to talk. Be sure to take some" (yummfluff) "wild Maine blueberries back with you to your warren."

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