Buzzy meets his date. Hello there, good looking! (chitterpur)
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I should have known not to leave the spare car keys where the rodent could find them. I
guess he got bored watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games, 'cause that nutcruncher
got himself a date and burned my gas to take her to dinner and the drive-in. The worst part is that
I don't know how things turned out. Buzzy won't tell me what her name was, just that she was a
hamster that could sing Dancing Queen quite well. |
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| "Oh, Buzzy! '98 Vicks-44™!" I guess she had a thing for cough
syrup just like Buzzy. This squirrel really knows how to treat a woman, huh? I mean, look at
this! Bottle of (cough) wine, candlelight dinner, fancy location with well waxed floor (look at
that shine!). All that's left for him to do is... |
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"See! I have the car keys! (excitedchitter)" |
Take her to the movies. Yes, that is a squirrel-size bucket of popcorn between
them. I guess the Skowhegan Drive-In really caters to its customers. It's one of only five
remaining drive-ins in the state of Maine and one of about 400 left nation-wide. On this night
Pirates of the Carribean and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen were
playing. Buzzy did mention that he wants to know where that Dr. Jeckle guy gets his cough
syrup from.
The least the little nutcruncher could have done was fuel-up my car for me! |
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