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DESCRIPTION

Species:. eastern gray squirrel.
Description: 13 inches (33cm) in length with an equally long tail. Gray body and tail, except for underbelly which is cream white. Approximately 1.3 lbs (0.59kg) in weight.
Allegiance: Army of Fudd/anti-devilbunny forces
Date of Birth: 15 March, 1979 (estimated, because I was born a wild squirrel)
Occupation: Retired, genetics research scientist (mentat)

This Page is dedicated to all those comrades who have fallen in the fight for freedom against devilbunny suppression.

(chitter) I last found time to update my page on 14 November, 2002 (bounceflick).
Changes since last update: Typo corrections and new look! (Proudflick).

So where do squirrels fit in within the world of alt.devilbunnies?

(wellflick) We started as slaves of the Fluffy Empire™.
For more information, see the Squirrel FAQ.

What's are all these (flick)'s about?

That's my tail flicking, silly! (amusedflick) Squirrels, like devilbunnies, are naturally cute, but we don't pervert our cuteness and use it for evil intentions as the bunnies do with their ky00tness. (shudderflick) Wild squirrels communicate with a series of chitters and chirps along with tail wigwagging or flicking. Sentient squirrels add normal speech to this. The flick-emotes in parentheses describe our tailflicks. Of course (deviousflick) if you don't understand squirrelflicking, all you see is a squirrel's tail flicking in a certain pattern.

A few examples:

curiousflick--tail raised into a question mark and flicked straight-out rapidly.
ponderflick--curiousflick done slowly. Sometimes repeated.
greetingsflick--almost like a dog wagging its tail or waving towards the one being greeted.
cautionflick--rapid flicking up and down and to the sides in a twisting, wavey action. Usually 4 to 5 sets with pauses in between are done. RL normal squirrels do something like this.
affirmativeflick (or yesflick)--up and down once quickly.
negative(or no)flick--left and right once quickly.
deviousflick--very lazily waving back and forth, usually accompanied by a sinister grin.
saluteflick--like a human salute, but using the tail tip.
farewellflick--like waving goodbye using the tail.
shock (or surprise)flick--tail stands out stiff on end.
affectionflick--curls around the one the affection is being given too. If two squirrels are involved, the tails are intertwined. Usually done between mates or good friends.
panic (or fearful)flick--tail simply goes beserk and does flicking in any direction at random.
defiantflick--tail smacks downward against whatever hard surface (if any) is nearby.
silenceflick--tail is put to the squirrel's lips and then flicked back. Usually used when a group of squirrels are preparing an ambush or anytime when noise should not be made.

So where do I fit in? (curiousflick)

(humbleflick) I don't like to talk about my many adventures much, but you can check-out Moxie's Stories page to learn more about my past contributions to the war effort.

(Apologeticflick) I maybe retired, but I'm still a very busy squirrel! }:3

But I have fans!

BunnyHugger drew this picture of me! (excitedflick) She did an excellent job though we've never met. (squirrelybounce)	And Kaeralina Deville Bunny drew this one. She also did an excellent job, (praiseflick), though we've never met.

(modestflick) At this rate, I might have to create a separate portrait page like Bunnyhugger. (gigglechitter)

Other Squirrelly Links on the World Wide Web

Rise-up against Bunny Suppression! Check-out Sadie Squirrel's homepage (temporarily down).

See how the native red squirrels of the UK are fighting back at The Glasgow Squirrel Soviet. If the link doesn't work, keep trying. Here's a little message for our Squirrel Soviet comrades. }:3

Learn the art of Bushy-Do with Sensi Amaeru (Squirrel Ronin).

More links, but not associated with alt.devilbunnies (sighflick):

Only a few of the many squirrel-related links out there listed...

Herman Miller's Squirrel Page with lots and lots (enthusiasticbounceflick) of squirrely links and his Squirrel Pictures



The Art of Eric Schwartz--Amy Squirrel--my former pin-up (adoreflick) before I met my first mate, Sallie. }:3

Care for Infant Squirrels. I am providing this last link for I get asked several times a year what to do should you find an infant squirrel and you know its mother is dead. Please note that in many states (including Maine) you must have an animal rehabilitation license in order to care for wild animals such as orphaned squirrels.

Beware of the anti-squirrel groups out there such as Scary Squirrel World. These devilbunny-backed groups spread nothing but slander about our species! (Indignantflick)

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Contents are © (except links and pictures) 1994-2002 by my squirrel-symp, Scott Bernier.

(chitter) I love getting nospam email! (happyflick) just send it to my agent above and I'll do my best to reply (promiseflick)!!! And (annoyedflick) rumors that I am the Honey Nut Clusters™ Spokesquirrel are untrue.(honestflick)

Copyright violators will be pelted to death with walnuts and the
remains divided among Fudd Scientists, devilbunny mentats and the
War of Four for experimentation! You have been (warnflick)!