"Hiya, friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors - the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership - Ralph Spoilsport motors - right here in the city of EMPHYSEMA! Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders and two-way sneeze through wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents - and factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air conditioned factory! It's a beautiful car friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this automobile was stolen, but for you friends a complete price: only two-ninety-five hundred dollars in easy monthly payments of twenty dollars a week , twice a week and never on Sunday!"
By the way, we're just getting started with this set of pages and hope to have more content installed soon. In the works are reviews of The Firesign Theatre's recent releases, classic videos, all their older albums and finally, scads of Firesign Stuff factory-sealed for your protection. Until then, these links will take you to various locations along the Antelope Freeway. (One-Half Mile...) Please adjust the climate control as needed. If you need gas, just squeeze the fox right there and maybe he'll pass another one... Wait a minute! Didn't I say that on the other side of the record? More Sugar! Ben Bland
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