Flyer Extravaganza!!
Please do not ever mention the movie or the phrase, "House of the Yellow Carpet" to Chris or Tristan. It may send them into seizures that can only be cured by:
ten pounds of Swedish Fish
repeated exposure to an audio loop of Steven Seagal saying "I'm just the cook"
Jim Stafford singing a duet with that wacky Jerry Lewis
a case of soda with strange names and wonderful flavors
unlimited slices of not-so-greasy cheese pizza
to insure relief for Tristan: viewing all episodes of Pink Lady and Jeff- when his brain freezes, he can be reprogrammed
to insure relief for Chris: 24 hours of Joe Don Baker movies and everything will be okay
Here are some of the flyers and posters that have been foisted on an unsuspecting society as they complacently mill about in the streets... the fools, they never knew what hit them. Click on the thumbnails for a bigger picture.
